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7/24
brought to you by SF1's russians
Diana on the phone: *russian in form of question*
half of room: *laughs a lot*
Rachel and Michelle: "....what?"
apparently she said "toilet?"
7/16
brought to you by my friend Dani from Missouri
(power goes out and tunrs back on)
Dani: "...does this mean the dryer shut off?"
6/26
brought to you by Sarah and Mara
Sarah: "that's not something to aw at, you should be cowering in fear!"
Mara: "I was like, oh god Sarah, please take you pills.."
6/19
brought to you by Rachel and Michelle
R: "ewww I HATE yellow"
M: "..you're hair is yellow."
R:
"YOU'RE FACE IS YELLOW!"
ouch.
6/12
brought to you by Alana
"I told you *bleeped* would get practice
from his friends!"
6/6
brought to you by Emily
(talking about the message board)
thebunnyisfrank: you should have mudblood as like, bleeped
5/29
brought to you by Danna
"oh Ken, I love you!"
Danna: "BLOW MY WISTLE B*TCH"
5/22
brought to you by random writing on object
"Jesus Christ never washed his asshole"
5/14
brought to you by Alana
"Emo is good."
5/8
brought to you by Freda
"she sounds like a ferret. ..wait..., do ferrets make noise?"
4/17
brought to you by Allie and Michelle
Allie: "Michelle! Can you stop being asian for TEN SECONDS!"
4/17
brought to you by random people on caltrain
them: "why are we going to San Francisco? San Francisco is gay."
Allie: "the train is LEAVING San Francisco smart ones."
4/3
brought to you by Mara
*talking about how the pope visited a synagogue*
Mara: Do you guys know which one he went to?
Rachel: Yeah, Beth Israel Judea
Mara: Oh really??
Rachel: No. . .
3/27
brought to you by Rachel and Freda on Brooke's hot tub
Freda: "You can sit here, it looks sturdy enough."
Rachel: "Well, the Titanic looked pretty sturdy too.
. ."
extra quotes from the meeting:
Rachel: STOP! THAT DOESN'T GO IN THERE!
and
Rachel: I've been sleeping with Simon.
Rachel: ....oh crap. I meant Simon the Spirit Cow. . .
3/19
brought to you by Brooke at the N'siah/S'ganit sleepover
"Who's the N'siah and S'ganit in your chapter?..."
3/8
brought to you by Michelle playing Saved by the Bell the game
"I'd take those with Zack"
2/24
brought to you by Freda at the meeting
"If only I weren't
such a whore!"
2/19
brought to you by Rachael, Gabi and Rachel K
R: "it's saying 'mama! mama!' "
G: "or, it's saying 'abort me! abort me!' "
R2: "...sounds like an emo
baby"
brought to you by Freda and Alana
A: "give me an adjective"
F: "dance"
A: "that's not an adjective, give me another one"
F: "it can
be. ok, run."
A: ". . ."
2/10
brought to you by Rachel K and Rachel H at an emo concert
"they kinda remind me of the carpenters..." 1/29
brought to you by Michelle talking to ...dumb people
Michelle: the suburban kids have to leave at 3
person b: suburban kids?
Michelle: JESUS!
person B:
what?
Michelle: yeah, Jesus. he's Seuss' new prospective
Michelle: his name's Jesus Cohen
Michelle: JesusXCohen
1/23
brought to you by Rachel and Michelle, and Krissy and Ross
supershelly56: the shits
supershelly56: +
supershelly56: pissing
supershelly56: =
supershelly56:
EEEEEEE to the max
simple silhouete: yeaaa
simple silhouete: or, a whole lot of defacation
Ross: "why does everyone think I'm so dirty?"
Krissy: "BECAUSE YOU DON'T BRUSH YOUR TEETH!"
1/15
brought to you by Mara at BBG Shabbat. obviously myspace has taken over the world.
"Let me know if there are any hotties on your new street! And send me their myspaces!"
1/8
brought to you by someone (I think Freda) at the meeting
"what if your a hermaphrodite? do you join AZA or BBG?"
*Rachel response not included. this quote is
purely for the amusement of those at the meeting on 1/6*
1/1
brought to you by Michelle, and Ethan and Rachel
*after talking about camera phones and how they come with pictures already on them and how people always ask
if you took them*
Michelle: Brooke, did you take this picture?
Ethan: so, do you have a myspace?
Rachel: uhh...yeah..
Ethan: oh wait, aren't you one of my friends?
^that
one goes to all the SF1ers now addicted to myspace.
12/27
brought to you by Rachel talking to Michelle
"So hott stuff, how big do you want you'r toaster?"
12/20
brought to you by Shai during Michelle's program
"Matt gave me syphilis, and now I have syphilis!"
12/10
brought to you by Freda during a "silent" minute.
Freda: "I HAVE AN IDEA!"
Allie: "FREDA! IT'S A SILENT MINUTE!"
12/4
brought to you by Rachel when she was on a cleaning frenzy, and Alex "Grundle" on the phone.
Rachel: "NO! THIS IS THE CLEAN CLUB!! *slams door*"
phone: "I scored two goals"
Alex: "LAST NIGHT?!? ..or at the game?"
11/28
brought to you by *people whose names will not be mentioned for the sake of their own dignity*
Emily: [mimicking Degrassi] "Coming from a person whose never been on a date before!"
person B: I almost
did! But then he brought his mom...
11/21
brought to you by Mara at HARVEST
"LET ME RIP YOUR GREEN THING!"
and, dancing to and singing romanian songs in Safeway.
11/06
brought to you by Mara at the meeting
"I left my car in my mom's purse."
11/06
brought to you by Minea (again), at the meeting
"Toss and hawk for the potty talk!"
10/30
brought to you by Minea at the Halloween Education event
"It's so curly and scented!"
10/24
brought to you by Beber Alumni
"I'm trying to bust really I am, I CAN'T BUST!"
10/17
Brought to you by a gulible Elaine & Danna Bialik
Rachel: "that lysol smell is because I used lysol for deodorant this morning."
Elaine: "REALLY?! *sniffs*"
[talking about Nadav]
GABI: "he's getting off in Saratoga"
Danna B: "actually... he's getting off right now"
10/10
Brought to you by Mara Issa Loser
"Let's make pretty images with our hands!"
3/19
brought to you by Brooke at the N'siah/S'ganit sleepover
"Who's the N'siah and S'ganit in your chapter?..."
3/12
brought to you by Rachel, Emily, and Mara
Emily: "who voted for my team?"
Rachel: "no one, you all are lame. I had to choose it myself."
Mara: "WHAT?! NO! I voted!!"
Rachel: "...I was kidding."
7/2
Brought to you by our wonderful Willy
"Those damn half breeds!"
Michelle at our meeting as a general statement
of hatred.
1/22
Brought to you by Eve when looking at Ruthie walk into the meeting.
"Ruthie has a BLACK BABY"
1/10
Brought to you by Michelle Wilens
"dude, finals blow, like a hair dryer.
No. Worse, like a really bad blizzard."
12/20
Brought to you by Mara Issa Burger:
"Mara, the Seuss Free Dance is January 24th." --Eve
"OOH COOL! As in Seuss isn't going to be there?"--Mara
If only, Mara. If only...
12/16
Brought to you by a guy in HOD. (Alex Nassi is also from HOD):
AnGeLfOoOoOd: are you going to JLC?
tinoH20polo: na
AnGeLfOoOoOd: that's cool
tinoH20polo: i'm goin to lake
tahoe that time
tinoH20polo: i mean, over those days
tinoH20polo: or else i would go
AnGeLfOoOoOd: yeah especially
since nassi is planning it
tinoH20polo: oh, he is
AnGeLfOoOoOd: yeah
tinoH20polo: i didn't even know that
12/10
Brought to you by my mother
"Jesus Eve! Use a fan next time!"
11/30
Brought to you by a Beber boy trying to make Beber babies :
DanVak5 (7:06:43 PM): have u seen old school
uniib223 (7:06:45 PM): yea fo real
uniib223 (7:06:46 PM): naw
uniib223
(7:06:50 PM): i want to tho
DanVak5 (7:07:02 PM): ohh i got on dvd
DanVak5 (7:07:07 PM): its hella funny
uniib223
(7:07:18 PM): aiight i gotta barrow it some time
DanVak5 (7:09:02 PM): lets watch it together
11/18
Brought to you by Ms. Teeter-Balin
"If I was a son of a biscuit, I'd be eating my parents."
11/3
Brought to you by a frustrated BBG
"Only LOSERS post under other people's names."
10/26
Brought to you by a tired Regional Board at AIT/MIT
Yoni -"Where is the Forest?"
Danna- "Where the trees are!"
"Sheree where are we?"
"Scene 3, colon, arrow"
10/18
Brought to you by an intellegent BBG, Na'ama Shenhav (a.k.a CRW's Regional N'siah).
"That would suck if I weighed 200 miles"
9/4
Brought to you by the blonde babe on the hit show The Newlyweds:
"Do you want some buffalo wings?"-woman
"No thanks. I don't eat buffalo."- Jessica Simpson
8/30
brought to you by the hippie, Dave, from New York:
I don't think you're ready for this, Jerry.
8/14
brought to you by Allen's new step brother, Isaac, after riding a roller coaster:
"Did anyone else black out
on that."
7/27
brought to you by the one and only Davida.
"Ya know, I really shouldn't eat lotion."
7/5
brought to you by Chicaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaago
taking a break from packin
to go to the e.r.
there are hot people on morphine in the e.r. at 1 in the morning
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